Just in case anyone out there really gives a crap, some chick named Caressa Cameron was crowned Miss America over the weekend. Wooptidoo! This chick isn’t even hot, she looks like an old botox filled soccer mom in a wig. Boring. I guess all the real hot American chicks are too busy trying to break into porn. Anyhow, I’d like to Caressa those boobs of hers….. Come on, that’s quality material right there.